Like Mother, Like Daughter...

Don't have much time today but here is an actual conversation I just had with my mother:

Me: How was Sex and the City 2?

Mom: It was fine - exactly what I was expecting. They have sex twice - there was once in a dessert and it was an absolute pounding. No romance at all.

Me: MOM - did you really just say absolute pounding?

Mom: Well, you asked.

Me: I asked how the movie was not the graphics of the sex scenes.

Mom: Isn't that why people watch that show anyway?

Me: Good point.

Mom: I was really calling to tell your dad that Dr. Oz just did a rectal exam on TV.

Me: MOM - you gotta stop. You have said absolute pounding and rectal exam in the same conversation.

Both: (dying laughing)

Me: Well, mom - this has been such an enlightening conversation - I must get back to work now.

There you have it - my mother is the reason for the inappropriate statements that come out of my mouth. She too has no filter. While on the subject of my mom, I had a 15 minute conversation with L about the sex show I mentioned yesterday (then erased) and am 50% sure my mom heard the whole thing. Let me be clear, my mom might say funny things but she would not be okay with this. Not that she can send me to my room or anything but damn I need to learn to shut the hell up at work.